No doubt at some point you will want to experiment with bondage. This is perfectly normal, as every modern physician will attest, as long as it is done within the safety and sanctity of a tasteful photo-shoot for a major bear-related publication.

It is of grave importance to manage your public persona with care: should you ever be a contestant, it would simply be death to your hopes if a badly-lit or out-of-focus spread of your physical assets were to find its way before the judges. Select your photographer carefully, and never, never publish in tawdry local publications.

Best of luck. See you in the winners' circle!